You wake up with a start, and look at the clock. OH SHIT. Your alarm didn't go off, or you slept through it, or you never set it, or you threw it out the window. And now you have less than 10 minutes to get out of the house.     No problem.   First, pluck some clothes out of the dirty pile. (if you're a true Dirty Girl, you don't have a clean pile because, well, because you haven't done laundry in two weeks because you were too busy watching "The Hills" and "Paris Hilton's BFF". ) Throw your chosen duds into the dryer, with a few dryer sheets. Turn the dryer on. Take another dryer sheet and run it through your hair. It cuts down on flyaways, and hides the stench of last night's cigarettes. If you have baby powder, grab it and shake some into your roots and then brush it out. If you don't, you can spray hairspray on your roots...the alcohol soaks up the grease. Splash cold water on your face, then put lipstick on your cheeks. Seriously. Rub it in. It lasts longer than blush and gives a much more realistic "I swear I'm not still drunk" look. Now for your "shower". Take a washcloth, wet it, and scrub your pits. If you have time, scrub your crotchal region too. If you don't, well, OK then. You can only do so much. Put deodorant on, put your outfit on (its toasty warm! Bonus!) and give yourself a healthy spritz of Febreze as you walk out the door.