Coffee is a breakfast food, right?  This is the most-fittingist category for it.

How To Make Coffee

1. get some coffee.  or some coffee beans.  if you get beans, you need a grinder.  get the dunkin' donuts brand.  it's good.

2. have your husband make it. 

3. drink some and also serve it to your friend who is over visiting.  offer her some more.

4. go to the coffee maker to get more and see the pot is empty.  tell her there will be no more since you don't know how to work the coffee maker.

5. the end.